I'm a slut. And i'm proud. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
So my former partner in crime went to jail for second degree grand larceny. oh and for bashing those little kids' faces in. Relapse is a bitch
Soooo in other news....i can draw myself. i was bored and decided to do a self portrait. never wanted to before because i was always afraid it wouldn't look like me, and then i would feel retarted. but much to my surprise.... i can draw myself and have it look perfect. Go me!
Gettin drunk tonight bitches.
I want to get laid. Only a phone call away....pftftft that means i have to go to the phone.......eh laziness.
spaz juice.... sound familiar anyone?
i ran into an old amigo of mine the otherday...yesterday.... and he's getting me a job( he better) where i answer phones... for $10 an hour. i can deal with that....i rememer something about him to " as life slithers on like a snake in tall grass.. i constantly ponder.. why am i still here..what did i do to you........" is that right.... i'm sure it is... i know everything....
since when do i want a job?
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